Steel Macbook Armor

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2022 Darwin Award: Steel Macbook Armor


Honoring Charles Darwin, the father of
evolution, Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene
pool–by removing themselves from it in the most spectacular way possible.

Steel Macbook Armor

2022 Darwin Award Winner
Confirmed True by Darwin

A banged
up macbook and a Ukraine soldier having a good laugh.

You are wearing body armor in a warzone. You spot abandoned Macbook. You
want Macbook. Where to hide it? With quick reflexes a Russian soldier
slid that Macbook into his chest armor pocket, replacing a ballistic plate
designed to save his life.

He was killed in Irpin, and his body was retrieved, providing a hearty
laugh for all of Ukraine. ‘Instant Karma’ They reportedly found a stolen
iPad as well. Wonder where the iPad was
hidden? Next to this watch? (Pulp Fiction)

“Why didn’t he type quickly, Ctrl+Z ?” –Charly W, FB
“That was the Hunter Biden Macbook!” –Ricardo D, FB
“In Russia life steals you.” -Jason P, FB

How Bulletproof are MacBooks? (2016)
This Video Answers

Literally A Bulletproof ToughBook © 1994 – 2022

and Lapatina on Twitter

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